- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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