A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Tilt your screen back

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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