How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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woman's rights

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Skrillex.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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