Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

You having friends.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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