- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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