- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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