- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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