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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Irish sobriety

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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