- Anti Joke

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita