- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

69 is a number not a sex poshion

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

THE GAME.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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