- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

i have a christmas tree.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Banana Hamock.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Vote this down and get DOXED

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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