- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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