- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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