- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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