- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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