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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

What would Muhammed do?

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

Stop. Seriously stop.

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

Robin, get in the car!

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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