- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock, Knock No one was home.

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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