What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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