There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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the holocaust

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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This is an anti-joke.

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Laugh.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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