- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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