- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Womens rights.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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