- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Basically copying you.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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