How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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