What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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