- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What is black and looks like a person A black person

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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