- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Anti Joke

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