- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

your mama so old, shes dead.

why did sally drown cause she was black

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

I like school Said no one ever.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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