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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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