- Anti Joke

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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