Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

whats white jizz

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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