What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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My cat just died.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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