- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

I have an idea! You leave.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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