- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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