- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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