- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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