- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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