- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

YEAH THEY DO!

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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