Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What if I told you.....potatoe

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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