- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Robin, get in the car!

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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