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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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