- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

what's black? a lot of things.

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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