roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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