I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

An Aisian failed a test

Chicken

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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