- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Why did jim all I over? He dies

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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