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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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