Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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