Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

my wife out of the kitchen

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A seal walks into a club.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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