- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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