What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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What is 9+10? 19

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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