How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

a man makes a bad joke

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

AIDS.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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