Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Y

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

darude- sandstorm

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Where's my tractor?

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

go F*** yourself

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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