- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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