- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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