An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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