Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Lindsay Lohan

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

How come grilled cheese?

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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