- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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