- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Invisible Children Foundation.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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