Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

thumb_up thumb_down -4

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Lil Wayne's rapping career

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Womens basketball

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops