- Anti Joke

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Why did the house burn down? Obama

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

4 hours later.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear