What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Dyslexia ruels!

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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