1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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