- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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