- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

I have an idea! You leave.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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