- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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