Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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