What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Terry has ebola

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

360 NO SCOPE

Cleveland winning something

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Christianity.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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