- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

a seal walks into a club.

woman's lacrosse

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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