What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Terry has ebola

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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