Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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Laugh

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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