Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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