Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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SBB

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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