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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

my wife came out of the kitchen....

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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