Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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Anthony sucks

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womens rights

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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