- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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