what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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