What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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What is cowboy say

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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are u black unlucky

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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