- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What's funnier than 68 69

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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