What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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