Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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2 + 2 = fish

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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