Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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