- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

no pun intended

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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