- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Do the roar!

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Soccer...

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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