- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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