- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

what's worst than being gay? being black

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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