- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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