Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Roses are flowers.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Sex vagina. lol.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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