- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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