josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Life

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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