What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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