You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Terraria

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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