A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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