What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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