- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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