- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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