Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

baskets

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

human centipede

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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