- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

sorry son your nanas been put down

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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