when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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I regret everything.....

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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gay porn...

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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