Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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tee hee

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Y u do dis?

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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