- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

Penis.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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