What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Where's my tractor?

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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