knock knock. who's there? 9/11

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Amazing

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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